Lonely Island Quote

"Ever since i came out my mama's butt,

I knew I was destined for greatness,

I looked in the Dumpster and saw a wig and said 'hey brother i'm gonna take this,

So I put it on and took a stroll right over to 30 Rock, (SNL)

I met Andy Sandberg and he thought I was Reba,

and i made him suck my dirty cock"

IDIDNOTHITHERITISNOTTRUEITSBULLSHITIDIDKNOOOOOOT

FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!(not "for the win" if u know what i mean)

Hey. where's my money

just give me 5 min

you know what i don't have five f****cking min

where's my fuckinng money danny

" "

leyt's tayke hem tou de p0leese!!

WHAt THE HELL IS WRONG WITH UYOU

STOP GANGING UOPON ME

WHAT'S OKAY HE'S TYAKING DRIUS

U ALMOST GOT KEELED DANNY

OY MISSOD HUYS